Na Pàipearan Greugach
Seo an cothrom againn a bhith a’ Leughadh, a’ cruinneachadh agus a’ gàireachdainn còmhla, agus sin a h-uile duine againn a tha dha-rìribh a dhìth...Is e duine sìmplidh a th’ annainn... innis dhuinn fe
Seo suidheachadh cartùn beag a chruthaich mi ….mealtainn 😊
(Pannalan dealbh cartùn)
Buidheann de mhucan-mara a 'fàgail làr an fhactaraidh airson lòn, agus iad suidhichte timcheall air a' bhòrd lòn a 'cluich chairtean (gu dearbh), Tha aon mhuc-mhara a' leum thairis agus ag ràdh; “Hey Vern, a bheil thu ag ithe a-staigh no a-muigh an-diugh?” “A-mach” (fhreagair Vern) SPLASH!! Aig an aon àm, grunn mhìltean air falbh, tha dòbhran a 'cluich anns a' chuan, a 'dol suas a chluasan agus a' sgoltadh. “Yyyy…icks” JOKE Ok an seo a ' dol .. Feasgar àbhaisteach, loidhne fhada suas aig a’ bhanca. Daoine a' seasamh a' feitheamh...agus an irioslachd do-chreidsinneach...pufffft den t-seòrsa as suaraiche 🤢 Uill! Mugaichean feargach mun cuairt, agus mì-mhisneachd a 'gearan. Agus bidh daoine a’ dèanamh na bhios daoine a’ dèanamh, bidh iad a’ feuchainn ri dearmad a dhèanamh air agus conaltradh sùla dìreach a sheachnadh…Dè tha thu dol a dhèanamh ceart, tha thu steigte agus chan eil duine a’ faighinn a-mach às an loidhne. An uairsin spreadh fear caran mòr tro na dorsan, agus cha robh e anns an loidhne banca dà dhiog nuair a chuir e a shròn san adhar, dh’ atharraich e a bhriogais agus dh’èigh e ann an guth làidir… “Geez naomh, tha fàileadh mar dhuine f*^#%ked a 🦨!” Bhris e suas an sluagh sin aig a’ bhanca innsidh mi sin dhut! Bi beò gu math, gràdhaich as fheàrr agus dèan gàire mar nach eil duine a’ coimhead, thoir air adhart gum bi an seann bhall seo a’ snìomh, ach is e turas aon-shligheach a th’ innte, agus chan e fealla-dhà a th’ ann 😉DE 💖
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The Funny Papers
Here's our opportunity to Read, Gather and Laugh together, and that's all any of us really needs...We're a simple folk...tell us a joke 😁
The following is a little cartoon scenario I created ….enjoy 😊
(Picture cartoon panels)
Group of whales leaving the factory floor for lunch break, while situated around the lunch table playing cards (of course),
One whale leans over and says; “Hey Vern, are ya eating in or out today?”
“Out” (Vern responds)
SPLASH!!
Meanwhile, several miles away, an Otter playing in the ocean, perks up his ears and gulps. “Yyyy…icks”
JOKE
Ok here goes..
Typical afternoon, long line up at the bank. People standing waiting…and the unthinkable irrupts…pufffffft of the most putrid kind 🤢 Well! Angry mugs all round, and murmured expressions of disgust. And humans do what humans do, they try to ignore it and avoid direct eye contact…What are ya going to do right, ya stuck and no one’s getting out of the line. Then a rather large gent burst though the doors, and he wasn’t in the bank line two seconds when he thrust his nose in the air, adjusted his trousers and exclaimed in a booming voice…
“Holy geez, smells like someone f*^#%ked a 🦨!”
It broke up that crowd at the bank I’ll tell ya that!
Live well, love best and laugh like no one’s watching, cause this old ball will keep spinning, but she’s a one way trip folks, and that ain’t no joke 😉DE 💖
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